Everybody loves that wacky, lovable, suicidal robot, Joebot. With these easy-to-follow instructions, you can build your very own Joebot, to mope around your house and write bad poetry.

We begin with the torso assembly.

Step 1: Start with a blue 1x6 plate.

Step 2: Add a grey Technic brick 1x2 with holes, a grey brick 1x1, and a grey Technic brick 1x1 with hole.

Step 3: Insert a black Technic pin long with friction into the two indicated holes.

Step 4: Add a transparent blue brick 1x1 and a transparent blue slope brick 33 1x1x1/3 (a “cheese slope”).

Having fun so far? Good, let’s move on to Joebot’s legs.