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Codename: Anemone

Superpowers: Telepathy, mind-control

Biography: The leader of the Unlikely Society. Anemone is the daughter of infamous supervillain Starfish Head, Anemone is eager to prove her worth as a superhero, and to sever any relationship to her father's villainous reputation. Like her father, Anemone's home planet is currently unknown.

Codename: Joebot

Superpowers: Flight, built-in laser cannons, super-advanced computational abilities

Biography: A moody robot who'd rather write angst-ridden poetry than fight bad guys. Joebot mopes and complains about everything, while feeling that the entire world is out to get him.

Codename: Cloe

Superpowers: An ancient, fire-breathing dragon as a magically-bonded companion

Biography: A little-known TV actress, Cloe has shifted her focus to the world of superheroing as a means of gaining fame and glory. She barely tolerates her teammates while striving to make it big on her own. Her pet dragon Sparkles is 3,000 years old, and is wearily resigned to his life with Cloe.

Codename: Holy Frijoles

Superpowers: Magical transformation into a mindless bouncing ball of pure destructive force known as the Big Bean.

Biography: A spaced-out, peaceful hippie, Holy Frijoles secretly hates turning into the Big Bean. He is conflicted by his desire to be a superhero and the fact that his alter ego, the Big Bean, represents everything that Holy Frijoles is opposed to.

Codename: Mr. Fister

Superpowers: A gigantic metal fist

Biography: In real life, Jack is a blue-collar worker and a good family man. However, when he morphs into Mr. Fister, he has a single-minded obsession with punching. Mr. Fister really likes punching stuff.

Codename: Pepperonus

Superpowers: Super-charged, explosive pizzas

Biography: A wise-cracking pizza-delivery man with a penchant for terrible puns, Pepperonus discovered he had the ability to energize pizzas into highly explosive weapons. *DECEASED*

Codename: Birdgirl

Superpowers: Flight, hypersonic screech, super-vision

Biography: An alien from the planet Ganathar, Birdgirl came to Earth to fight crime and eat small mammals. She is noble and courageous, but her interpersonal skills are hampered by her inability to say anything other than "RAAWWWWK!" *DECEASED*

Codename: Chainsword

Superpowers: High-tech combination sword / chainsaw

Biography: Descending from a clam of ancient Japanese samurai, Chainsword fights for justice and honor. Unfortunately, his hot-headed temper gets him into trouble, and he tends to jump headfirst into battle. *DECEASED*

Codename: Sparkles

Superpowers: Shape-shifting, fire breath

Biography: At 3,000 years old, Sparkles (whose real name is Sparxanthalanus) has seen his share of war, tragedy, and loss. But nothing could have prepared him for life as the magically-bonded companion of the fame-seeking Cloe. Their bond compels him to obey her every command, no matter how senseless.

Codename: The Turtler

Superpowers: Impenetrable armor-like shell

Biography: The Turtler was a marine biologist who received a vision from the Great Mystical Turtle Totem. This ancient spirit granted him with the knowledge to build his armored turtle-suit. The suit has no offensive capabilities of any kind, but it does make The Turtler nearly indestructible.