Codename: Monochromancer
Superpowers: Black / white color-changing powers
Biography: Monochromancer served as Hue Man’s reluctant sidekick for years. On the surface, he appeared to be a cheerful, happy superhero, but beneath that pleasant exterior boiled a simmering cauldron of hate and resentment towards Hue Man. Ironically, Monochromancer’s powers were as useless as Hue Man’s.
Codename: Token Girl
Superpowers: Super-strength fueled by righteous indignation
Biography: Considered by most to be the first feminist superheroine, Token Girl was an inspiration to many young girls, and laid the groundwork for later characters, such as Grrl Pwrr. Token Girl’s super-strength increased in direction proportion to how angry she was at being objectified as the “token girl.”
Codename: Apathy Boy
Superpowers: Omnipotence
Biography: Very little is known of Apathy Boy, how he got his god-like powers, or even what the extent of those powers was. The fact is, he could rarely be bothered to do anything except rot his brain in front of the TV, and watch bad sitcoms from the ‘70’s.
Codename: The Mime
Superpowers: Ability to conjure anything by miming it
Biography: It’s a well-known fact that everybody hates mimes, but The Mime was actually one of the most powerful superheroes in Fluxington’s history. Simply by the act of miming, he was able to summon forth anything that he could imagine.
Codename: Ninja Rabbit
Superpowers: Super-hopping, carrotanas
Biography: Once a delivery boy for a Chinese take-out restaurant, Warren Watership was captured by Starfish Head and Death Plie, and forced to undergo a horrible genetic experiment that spliced Warren’s DNA with rabbit DNA. Warren escaped from Starfish Head’s labs, and took on the guise of Ninja Rabbit.
Codename: Fourth M
Superpowers: Telepathic control over office supplies
Biography: During her time as a receptionist, Fourth M spent years sitting on a photocopier, making copies of her own butt. For whatever reason, she thought this was hilarious. What she never intended was that the residual radiation from so many photocopies would build up within her body, eventually giving her the ability to control office supplies.
Codename: Elvinator
Superpowers: Awesome jams
Biography: Once a lousy singer in a small-town rock band, the Elvinator was on his way home from a gig when he found a crashed spaceship. Inside the ship was a dying alien, a member of the Elvis Corp, a militant group dedicated to protecting the galaxy and rocking out. With his dying breath, the alien handed over his Elvis suit, and the Elvinator was born.
Name: Hue Man
Superpowers: Color-changing powers
Biography: Long thought to be dead along with the rest of the original Unlikely Society, Hue Man somehow survived the warehouse explosion that took the lives of his teammates. His powers are considered by most to be utterly worthless.
